oh! Peter

Speaking of marriage:

The two loveliest people in the world are getting married... and not to me. Why? Because life is unfair.

Perhaps it is because Peter sensed my inability to imagine actually being married.

Perhaps Maggie understood that I don't dig on chicks (it was ONE NIGHT IN MY LIFE, people, and most of you readers were involved... so back up off me!).

Perhaps it is a cruel, cruel joke, and I will wake tomorrow to learn that the Washington Post is a bunch of liars!

Ahhh, well. Here's hoping.