Ok, fine

So I'll admit it. I watch American Idol, alright. I can't help it.

And tonight, my love... my big, long haired man, blew it.

ACE!?!?!?!?

What were you thinking? That song bugged.

Luckily, you're hot and more girls watch American Idol than dudes... so you'll definitely make it through.

I still love ya, and I'll fo' sho' be calling in for you.