Because we're Jackson-kin...

I'm not even going to PRETEND I wrote this... but it's too good to pass up... so enjoy these headlines, courtesy of GAWKER:

Lock Up Your Children: Michael Jackson Innocent. LetÂ’s help out all the headline writers, shall we?

· BEAT IT: JACKO NOT GUILTY
· PRINCE OF POP CONTINUES HIS REIGN
· BILLIE JEAN NOT HIS LOVER: INNOCENT!
· JACKO MAY BE WHACKO, BUT STILL NOT GUILTY
· JACKSON WALKS IN COURTROOM THRILLER
· MOONWALKING A FREE MAN
· MJ AND OJ: TOGETHER AT LAST
· JACKSON GETS OFF — AGAIN!
· JACKSON FREE TO ADDRESS TROUBLING BACK PAIN
· SMOOTH — BUT NO CRIMINAL
· GOING HOME TO BUBBLES: JACKSON WALKS FREE