Sono un nerd enorme

Everyone that knows me knows that I secretly want to be a HUGE NERD. My whole life, I have been 90% of the way there. But today, my friends, TODAY I made it. I have a blog, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Only, the thing is... I really have no idea how this works. So bear with me as I try and figure this out.

Diet Coke count: 2 (only 2!), but the day is young.